橡皮擦...

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說實在的，我不知道該說啥...。

邊聽邊笑。


以下是原作者的吶喊：


前一陣子詐騙集團十分猖狂                                                       
新聞相關報導多到比明信片雪花般飛來還多                                         
而那時                                                                         
作者小不                                                                       
心愛的橡皮擦                   

就快擦完了                                                                     
竟然......................不見了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                           
                                                                               
心痛之虞                                                                       
他將悲憤化為力量                                                               
譜出了這曲:誰偷走了我的橡皮擦                                                  
                                                                               
另外                                                                           
作者再次向大家聲明                                                             
這首歌是悲情歌                                                                 
請大家調整心情                                                                 
以憂傷的角度體驗作者碎裂的心....                                               


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誰偷走了我的橡皮擦／自創曲                                                     
詞/曲/編曲/唱:小不                                                             
英文翻譯:江湖女郎阿摳                                                          
                                                                               
橡皮擦 你在哪裡?                                                               
橡皮擦 你在哪裡?                                                               
小擦擦 小擦擦 我不能沒有你                                                     
                                                                               
今天接到一通電話                                    

裡面有人在哭                                                                  
接著一個男人說話                                                               
"哩甘擱咩底恁囝?"                                                              
不要~不要傷害                                                                  
我。的。小。擦。擦                                                             
挖已經飼伊四冬                                                                 
不。要。打。他                                                                 
哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                                                          
                                                                               
橡皮擦(擦擦擦)                                                                 
你在哪裡?                                                                      
橡皮擦(擦擦擦)                                                                 
你在哪裡?                                                                      
小擦擦 小擦擦                                                                  
我不能~~沒。有。你~~~~~~~~                                                     
                                                                               
(間奏字幕:為服務廣大聽眾 增加國際觀 第二段為英文                               
為求合適之詮釋 請大家忍受台灣英文 謝謝)       
                                
i got someone call me today                                                    
a kid cried loud in the phone                                                  
and then a man's voice appeared                                                
"Do you still want your kid safe?"               
do not,do not hurt my                                                         
cutest eraser                                                                  
we've been together for 4 years                                                
do not hurt him                                                                
him~~~~~~~~~~                                                                  
                                                                               
eraser                                                                         
where are you?                                                                 
eraser                                                                         
where are you?                                                                 
eraser(ser ser ser~)                                                           
eraser(ser ser ser~)                                                           
i can't live~ with~out~ you~~~